So....

I haven't posted on this blog for a while.... but after reading some of the stupid things I wrote in grade 5 I think I seriously need to get rid of my stupidness. FOOLS!!! Just kidding, I know I'll always be stupid so why not just accept it. Thats what Ron Weasley did. Anyways, I miss being a teeny little kid. I mean, you could go to school with three ponytails and no one would care. It was all about having fun, and school didn't really matter. Hell, you could do whatever you wanted and get away with it. But now, if you throw a snowball, it'd be like a huge crime and you'd be oh suuuch a rebel. Hah, it almost sounds ridiculous when you put it that way.

Howz it going partners!!!!

So the other day I thought to myself " do walruses celebrate Movember? You wouldn't know because they always have moustaches, so can someone call detective Sherlock Holmes to figure out this mystery? If only I could just learn walrus language and ask them.... But that would seem like cheating on a math quiz, too easy. Make sense? NOPE

Did you Know?

Advertising is just convincing human intelligence long enough to get money from it. I dont think i told that right but whatever at least i tried. Unlike Voldemort when he "tries" to kill Harry, when he could ust stab him with a sword when he has him against the grave, but no, he has to duel Harry in order to kill him. It takes him SEVEN years to kill him, and he doesn't even kill him!!! Well anyways now i will go think to myself how stupid voldemort is.

Pablo the snail

Ok, I promise I won't say anyways in this post. Or maybe I just did. So, what's up people? If you are about to have dinner, enjoy your time getting fatter by the minute, and don't eat just broccoli for dinner. Seriously, that's just plain weird. Guys I hope you had an extraordinary amazingly wonderful time reading this blog.

School sux!!

What concert costs 45 cents???

Fifty cent featuring nickelback

Anyways, I hope that was funny enough because I don't have any other jokes right now. Can someone please comment and tell me if this blog posts are actually entertaining, cause if not I should probably stop wasting my time here and learn something new like bungee jumping. 

So......

You find credible. You open it up. What you see is.... INCREDIBLE!!!!! 

What do you do when a monkey gives you a banana? Throw it as far as you can so the monkey runs to get it, and this gives you time before the monkey tears you apart. I bet you a monkey has killed a human being before. Believe it or not it probably happened

What lies in the depth of the sea?

Who knows? If you thought I was actually boring enough to actually answer that then you suck. You know Edward Scissorhands? Too bad he can't run. Yea hear that Edward? Someone actually cres about your feelings, aren't i so empathetic? 

Ok guys, so here's the joke: 

Katniss kisses loverboy

re"PEETA"dly

Hahahahah im so hilarious. Obviously. Well here's some advice for all you internet ponderers, never trust an elf.

The World is Ending!!!!

Everything is over. Everyone will die. Someone stole . . . . . The last cookie.

;(

Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads my blog posts or if all this work goes to waste. What if no one ever reads it? Anyways if you are one of the few people who read it why don't you spread the word!!!!! I mean don't just go running down the street yelling " visit this blog!" But give me a hand and ask your friends to visit my blog. 

Fireworks!!!!!

Don't you love fireworks???? They shine so brightly in the sky and make you smile when you see them!!!!! They make everyone's day and are so colourful. Everyone notices them. If only I could be like that...

Hahahahaha ( I'm not laughing I'm just saying haha)

Sometimes ( a lot ) I tell jokes and I laugh at myself afterwards. Then I notice no one else is laughing and I pretend it wasn't suppose to be funny. Never works.

Why do I have to name every blog post?

The names of blog posts are so hard to think of. Why do I have to think of one every time? Why? Why? Why? Anyways I realized that anyone in the world could be the smartest person in the works, but they hide it. And if they were really smart they wouldn't tell people they were smart. It could be anyone!!!!!! But anyways you guyz probably don't care so     I have made an executive decision to end this blog post soon. So yes, now you are done reading and you may go scidaddle and do whatever you were doing before you decided to read this stupid blog post.

Hey!!!!!!

Anyone else think the colour blue is so awesome????? I mean it is so pretty, and beautiful. You guyz probably think I'm crazy but there has to be at least one person out there who agrees with me. Don't you hate it when you are in Canada and Microsoft word corrects your word to the American spelling? To be honest I'm not sure if that made sense but it did take away a couple seconds of your boredom, which in guessing you are probably bored if you are reading this. You should thank me for writing this blog, because if you read the whole thing then it obviously took away your boredom. Too confusing? Yea.

Marshmallows!!!!!!

Who likes marshmallows? I like marshmallows who else likes marshmallows, you!!!!!

Hiya!!!!

I just noticed when I read the post title I probably wrote it in a different voice than you read it. Make sense? Nope. Well that's a bummer.

Hey there !!

Don't you guys think m&ms have the best commercials? Anyways the word of the day is innocent. Which means you are truly guilty but keep saying u are innocent. Ok to be honest that was the worst thing I've ever written. Wow. That was SO stupid. Anyways I'll probably be thinking of how dumb that was all night. Anyways is the m and m ever gonna melt or get rotten? Well let's be an optimist and pretend he will live forever. Maybe he sleeps in a freezer. Maybe not who know?

Weirdz.......

URZ A WEIRDZ PhERSON!!!!!'

The Jabberwocky is out to get you!!!!!

I just noticed that all the emoticons I used in the few previous posts just turned up as squares and sorry about that. Anyways I regret naming this blog what it is because it could've been something way better. Like, krakabberwocky. A mix between the jabberwocky and the kraken My two favourite creatures. And one more question, do I write too much in blog posts?

Untitled post

I made that untitled post on purpose!!!!!! Yay!!!! Don't you hate when people are talking to you and you think they are done talking but they aren't and you accidentally talk at the same time as them and then they say " you can go first" but then I'm always like I dunno what I was saying. Don't lie I know this happens to all of you people.

Kool!!!😝

My word of the day is Kool! It is like cool but with a K which makes it twice as good. K is at the beginning of kiwi which is a bird and if you read my other posts you will learn I live birdies. And also it is a delicious fruit. To think if it my older sisters name starts with K.