Beware!!

Beware!!!! A zombie eating chicken is on the loose! Close all of your windows, lock every door! This evil monster can swallow you without chewing! It is known for eating children when they are sleeping! It will suddenly pop up when you least expect him. Try to avoid wearing blue because he will think you are water and drink you up ( kinda stupid ). This monster is extra sneaky even though he is 30 feet tall! Do not ignore this message, this is not a joke. The only reason it isn't on the news is because I am the only one that knows and no one believes me. But trust me, it's real.