Monday, 18 November 2013
So the other day I thought to myself " do walruses celebrate Movember? You wouldn't know because they always have moustaches, so can someone call detective Sherlock Holmes to figure out this mystery? If only I could just learn walrus language and ask them.... But that would seem like cheating on a math quiz, too easy. Make sense? NOPE
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Advertising is just convincing human intelligence long enough to get money from it. I dont think i told that right but whatever at least i tried. Unlike Voldemort when he "tries" to kill Harry, when he could ust stab him with a sword when he has him against the grave, but no, he has to duel Harry in order to kill him. It takes him SEVEN years to kill him, and he doesn't even kill him!!! Well anyways now i will go think to myself how stupid voldemort is.
Ok, I promise I won't say anyways in this post. Or maybe I just did. So, what's up people? If you are about to have dinner, enjoy your time getting fatter by the minute, and don't eat just broccoli for dinner. Seriously, that's just plain weird. Guys I hope you had an extraordinary amazingly wonderful time reading this blog.
What concert costs 45 cents???
Fifty cent featuring nickelback
Anyways, I hope that was funny enough because I don't have any other jokes right now. Can someone please comment and tell me if this blog posts are actually entertaining, cause if not I should probably stop wasting my time here and learn something new like bungee jumping.
Friday, 1 November 2013
You find credible. You open it up. What you see is.... INCREDIBLE!!!!!
What do you do when a monkey gives you a banana? Throw it as far as you can so the monkey runs to get it, and this gives you time before the monkey tears you apart. I bet you a monkey has killed a human being before. Believe it or not it probably happened
Who knows? If you thought I was actually boring enough to actually answer that then you suck. You know Edward Scissorhands? Too bad he can't run. Yea hear that Edward? Someone actually cres about your feelings, aren't i so empathetic?
Ok guys, so here's the joke:
Katniss kisses loverboy
Hahahahah im so hilarious. Obviously. Well here's some advice for all you internet ponderers, never trust an elf.