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Monday, 18 November 2013

Howz it going partners!!!!

So the other day I thought to myself " do walruses celebrate Movember? You wouldn't know because they always have moustaches, so can someone call detective Sherlock Holmes to figure out this mystery? If only I could just learn walrus language and ask them.... But that would seem like cheating on a math quiz, too easy. Make sense? NOPE

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Did you Know?

Advertising is just convincing human intelligence long enough to get money from it. I dont think i told that right but whatever at least i tried. Unlike Voldemort when he "tries" to kill Harry, when he could ust stab him with a sword when he has him against the grave, but no, he has to duel Harry in order to kill him. It takes him SEVEN years to kill him, and he doesn't even kill him!!! Well anyways now i will go think to myself how stupid voldemort is.

Pablo the snail

Ok, I promise I won't say anyways in this post. Or maybe I just did. So, what's up people? If you are about to have dinner, enjoy your time getting fatter by the minute, and don't eat just broccoli for dinner. Seriously, that's just plain weird. Guys I hope you had an extraordinary amazingly wonderful time reading this blog.

School sux!!

What concert costs 45 cents???
Fifty cent featuring nickelback
Anyways, I hope that was funny enough because I don't have any other jokes right now. Can someone please comment and tell me if this blog posts are actually entertaining, cause if not I should probably stop wasting my time here and learn something new like bungee jumping. 

Friday, 1 November 2013

So......

You find credible. You open it up. What you see is.... INCREDIBLE!!!!! 

What do you do when a monkey gives you a banana? Throw it as far as you can so the monkey runs to get it, and this gives you time before the monkey tears you apart. I bet you a monkey has killed a human being before. Believe it or not it probably happened

What lies in the depth of the sea?

Who knows? If you thought I was actually boring enough to actually answer that then you suck. You know Edward Scissorhands? Too bad he can't run. Yea hear that Edward? Someone actually cres about your feelings, aren't i so empathetic? 

Ok guys, so here's the joke: 

Katniss kisses loverboy

re"PEETA"dly

Hahahahah im so hilarious. Obviously. Well here's some advice for all you internet ponderers, never trust an elf.


The World is Ending!!!!

Everything is over. Everyone will die. Someone stole . . . . . The last cookie.

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

;(

Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads my blog posts or if all this work goes to waste. What if no one ever reads it? Anyways if you are one of the few people who read it why don't you spread the word!!!!! I mean don't just go running down the street yelling " visit this blog!" But give me a hand and ask your friends to visit my blog. 

Friday, 31 May 2013

Fireworks!!!!!

Don't you love fireworks???? They shine so brightly in the sky and make you smile when you see them!!!!! They make everyone's day and are so colourful. Everyone notices them. If only I could be like that...

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Hahahahaha ( I'm not laughing I'm just saying haha)

Sometimes ( a lot ) I tell jokes and I laugh at myself afterwards. Then I notice no one else is laughing and I pretend it wasn't suppose to be funny. Never works.










Thursday, 23 May 2013

Why do I have to name every blog post?

The names of blog posts are so hard to think of. Why do I have to think of one every time? Why? Why? Why? Anyways I realized that anyone in the world could be the smartest person in the works, but they hide it. And if they were really smart they wouldn't tell people they were smart. It could be anyone!!!!!! But anyways you guyz probably don't care so     I have made an executive decision to end this blog post soon. So yes, now you are done reading and you may go scidaddle and do whatever you were doing before you decided to read this stupid blog post.

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Hey!!!!!!

Anyone else think the colour blue is so awesome????? I mean it is so pretty, and beautiful. You guyz probably think I'm crazy but there has to be at least one person out there who agrees with me. Don't you hate it when you are in Canada and Microsoft word corrects your word to the American spelling? To be honest I'm not sure if that made sense but it did take away a couple seconds of your boredom, which in guessing you are probably bored if you are reading this. You should thank me for writing this blog, because if you read the whole thing then it obviously took away your boredom. Too confusing? Yea.

Monday, 13 May 2013

Marshmallows!!!!!!

Who likes marshmallows? I like marshmallows who else likes marshmallows, you!!!!!

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Hiya!!!!

I just noticed when I read the post title I probably wrote it in a different voice than you read it. Make sense? Nope. Well that's a bummer.

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Hey there !!

Don't you guys think m&ms have the best commercials? Anyways the word of the day is innocent. Which means you are truly guilty but keep saying u are innocent. Ok to be honest that was the worst thing I've ever written. Wow. That was SO stupid. Anyways I'll probably be thinking of how dumb that was all night. Anyways is the m and m ever gonna melt or get rotten? Well let's be an optimist and pretend he will live forever. Maybe he sleeps in a freezer. Maybe not who know?

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Weirdz.......

URZ A WEIRDZ PhERSON!!!!!'

The Jabberwocky is out to get you!!!!!

I just noticed that all the emoticons I used in the few previous posts just turned up as squares and sorry about that. Anyways I regret naming this blog what it is because it could've been something way better. Like, krakabberwocky. A mix between the jabberwocky and the kraken My two favourite creatures. And one more question, do I write too much in blog posts?

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Untitled post

I made that untitled post on purpose!!!!!! Yay!!!! Don't you hate when people are talking to you and you think they are done talking but they aren't and you accidentally talk at the same time as them and then they say " you can go first" but then I'm always like I dunno what I was saying. Don't lie I know this happens to all of you people.

Kool!!!😝

My word of the day is Kool! It is like cool but with a K which makes it twice as good. K is at the beginning of kiwi which is a bird and if you read my other posts you will learn I live birdies. And also it is a delicious fruit. To think if it my older sisters name starts with K.

Monday, 6 May 2013

Why is it so hard to think of post titles?

Today I'd like to sound as smart as possible. Ok nevermind I won't try. Anyways does anyone else hate the apple keyboard because u have to press this weird button to even to a comma!!!!!!!! I mean at least add a period and comma to the regular keyboard as in we use like a billion of those little buggers a day!!! Also I always do question marks instead of exclamation marks or vice versa. This can screw people up madly. Like saying " Fred Is a girl!!!!! Instead of Fred is a girl????? So see what I mean this is a big problem. And once again I just noticed everything I just said makes as much sense as a zebra😭

Awesome picture!!

Is awesome a good word? If it isn't plz give me a new word to do all the time. Well I don't really mean it because I know that if you are a random person then you probably won't post a comment on my blog πŸ’ƒ

I luv birdies!

Not as in the badminton birdies, but he animals. But I do love badminton birdies too. I love those badminton birdies that are made of feathers instead of plastic, but when they get bent they are as useful as a walrus. It just sits there doing nothing and thinks it is magical. Ok well birdies don't think they are magical but walruses do. Anyways birdies are so awesome. Wait, should I spell it like this? ; birdys , wait no never mind that looks weird. I mean they are so colourful they have as
many different colours as this post is long.Has anyone else noticed that rubber chickens have the same colours as McDonald's? Anyways I hope u are wishing right now that the rest of this paragraph will be super funny but just to let you know, when you get what you want you don't want it, and for any of the people who sang that in your head, good. And for the people who don't know that song, which is probably a lot of people, when you get what you want you don't want it, is a line from a song. Google it. And for anyone who is about to listen to that song in YouTube, thank you for actually caring about what I said. Or what I typed I should say. Well, Au Revoir mes amis πŸ‘€

Hiya!

I haven't blogged in so long I feel so old!!!! (Does that make sense?) anyways does anyone else here get a scared feeling when someone texts : Can I ask you a question? But when u reply u act like you're not scared at all what they are gonna askπŸ‘»I'm not sure if emoticons work on blog posts so if you are in a computer plz tell me if you can see these:πŸ˜³πŸ˜±πŸ™‰. By the way I will probably do better posts than before because when I reread this blog I realized how stupid I was before. By the way people who read this whole post are awesome! Most people will probably skip reading this and continue browsing this extremely pointless blog. If only the people who haven't read this knew that I said they weren't awesome. Well bye!!πŸ’©

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Kool!


































                                                                                                           

Hey!

I just wanted to tell you a word I made up. " Junceable " means to clap while stomping you feet.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Friday, 8 February 2013

Ta da



How the heck did that mouse get there?
I've got so many questions for this picture.
Is the toad getting paid to carry the mouse
over the river? Did the mouse sneak on the 
toads back when he wasn't looking? Is the 
mouse trying to bother the toad and is the 
toad trying to make the mouse go away?
Is it a toad or a frog? Are they friends?

Awww



So romantic............... But wait! It looks like one of them is 
just smelling the others mouth. Not kissing.

Pumpkin guts



Wonder who came up with that idea? Comment " YAY " if
you have seen a tortoise before.

Have you ever seen an armadillo? Have you ever fought a hippo? Have you heard a parrot talk? Do you wear purple socks? Have you drawn on a turtle shell? Ever ridden on a duck?

Sunday, 27 January 2013

Why?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

Chicks



I dunno about you but I don't see wings on that chick.
I just wanted to point that out. Big foot likes to eat
wolverines.


I agree! I say you don't even need love to live!

Saturday, 26 January 2013

Beware!!

Beware!!!! A zombie eating chicken is on the loose! Close all of your windows, lock every door! This evil monster can swallow you without chewing! It is known for eating children when they are sleeping! It will suddenly pop up when you least expect him. Try to avoid wearing blue because he will think you are water and drink you up ( kinda stupid ). This monster is extra sneaky even though he is 30 feet tall! Do not ignore this message, this is not a joke. The only reason it isn't on the news is because I am the only one that knows and no one believes me. But trust me, it's real.

Paper people!



I want to make this!!! 

Catbird



Whoa! Well it's kinda cute I guess.
Anyway, I'd just like to say people 
are so lucky that live in St.John and 
close cities because there, it is normal
to see a seal in the lake.

Friday, 25 January 2013

Zebraffe



Looks like the zebra was jealous of
the giraffe's height. Not sure if that
makes much sense but yeah.

From Hawk-Eye's point of view, everyone looks like this:


Cute!



Haha! I have a bunny at home. Maybe these bunnies will
turn into SUPERBUNNIES, or not.

Pizza!


























Hope you can read this. Maybe i will
try that next time I have pizza.


Awwww.......



What does the dog get to sleep in? Running shoes?

Nice picture!



Birds are my favorite animals. That fox is just about done for right now. If this
is a real picture, don't know how someone would be able to capture this. Anyway,
i've got a question " why did the chicken need to get to the other side?" 

Thursday, 24 January 2013

Hi!



A leopard! Or cheetah! I don't know the difference. 
Anyway, i want to get my hand tattooed like this.
Well, maybe not because if your hand isn't in that
position it would look weird. Comment it below 
if you would like me to do a shout out on my blog 
or if you have any suggestions of what I should post
 next.
                                Bye!

Impossible!



The grey bar is the same color throughout!


All of these lines are perfectly parallel. Amazing huh?

Forest!


How many animals can you spot? 

Whoa!


Is that rock made of clay? Sure looks like it.


Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Question

Why is it called a staring contest? You don't have to stare and the objective is to not blink. Why is it not a "not blinking" contest?

Monday, 21 January 2013

Cool!

Oh look, a cute little bunny rabbit!!!

             

But, you don't know what your looking at. At any second, that
bunny could turn into an evil killing machine and eat your brains.
That bunny is thinking of a way to take over the world right now.
That bunny is a the opposite on the inside.



Saturday, 19 January 2013

Car-ish thing



Beautiful.......



Anyone not amazed by this? It is the northern lights and an erupting volcano
. Usually  I don't put nature pictures on this blog but whatever.

Cool video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tBNHPk-Lnkk#t=1s

Can you believe it?

Fallen tree! Or is it?



( Not even going to say anything about this picture )

Friday, 18 January 2013

Stuff you should read :

Q :    Why was the squid so sad?
A :     Because he had 8 arms and no one to hug :(

Don't you feel stupid when someone is holding a present and you ask "is that for me?" and they say "no."

Q :    What is the squared of pie?
A :    Flaky crust

Some lions are allergic to humans. ( you never know it could be true, I also think monkeys are allergic to elephants. )

The letter "O" is the curviest letter.

Did you hear about the gnome who lost his left arm and leg?

It's ok he's all right!!!


My questions of life

What would it look like if a walrus did " the worm " ? Or a worm?
Why does ductape HAVE to be gucky on the inside?
Why can't there be convertable busses?
Why do we have to learn how to measure angles? what good does it do?
Why did Sirius have to die?
If scissor, isn't a word what is it called when you break the scissors apart?
Why did the chicken need to get to the other side?
Why are they called " goldfish " when they are orange? Plus, goldfish is a very common fish couldn't they give them a better name?

Pika!



These are the cutest animals in the world! I just wanted to show y'all.

Hey!

Hey! I`d like you to check out my friend Della`s blog. Please visit http://cutestuffandthings.blogspot.ca/ and you`ll find some cool pictures. Anyways, what`s up? I am not good at thinking of things to post so tell me if you have any ideas.

Penguin eyes

I have a question i'd like to ask : Can penguin eyes be different colors? If you know the answer comment it below.

The Bandersnatch!!!



This guy has got a passion for bacon. No idea why.
Maybe his boss is a pig.