Friday, 31 May 2013


Don't you love fireworks???? They shine so brightly in the sky and make you smile when you see them!!!!! They make everyone's day and are so colourful. Everyone notices them. If only I could be like that...

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Hahahahaha ( I'm not laughing I'm just saying haha)

Sometimes ( a lot ) I tell jokes and I laugh at myself afterwards. Then I notice no one else is laughing and I pretend it wasn't suppose to be funny. Never works.

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Why do I have to name every blog post?

The names of blog posts are so hard to think of. Why do I have to think of one every time? Why? Why? Why? Anyways I realized that anyone in the world could be the smartest person in the works, but they hide it. And if they were really smart they wouldn't tell people they were smart. It could be anyone!!!!!! But anyways you guyz probably don't care so     I have made an executive decision to end this blog post soon. So yes, now you are done reading and you may go scidaddle and do whatever you were doing before you decided to read this stupid blog post.

Wednesday, 22 May 2013


Anyone else think the colour blue is so awesome????? I mean it is so pretty, and beautiful. You guyz probably think I'm crazy but there has to be at least one person out there who agrees with me. Don't you hate it when you are in Canada and Microsoft word corrects your word to the American spelling? To be honest I'm not sure if that made sense but it did take away a couple seconds of your boredom, which in guessing you are probably bored if you are reading this. You should thank me for writing this blog, because if you read the whole thing then it obviously took away your boredom. Too confusing? Yea.

Monday, 13 May 2013


Who likes marshmallows? I like marshmallows who else likes marshmallows, you!!!!!

Sunday, 12 May 2013


I just noticed when I read the post title I probably wrote it in a different voice than you read it. Make sense? Nope. Well that's a bummer.

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Hey there !!

Don't you guys think m&ms have the best commercials? Anyways the word of the day is innocent. Which means you are truly guilty but keep saying u are innocent. Ok to be honest that was the worst thing I've ever written. Wow. That was SO stupid. Anyways I'll probably be thinking of how dumb that was all night. Anyways is the m and m ever gonna melt or get rotten? Well let's be an optimist and pretend he will live forever. Maybe he sleeps in a freezer. Maybe not who know?

Wednesday, 8 May 2013



The Jabberwocky is out to get you!!!!!

I just noticed that all the emoticons I used in the few previous posts just turned up as squares and sorry about that. Anyways I regret naming this blog what it is because it could've been something way better. Like, krakabberwocky. A mix between the jabberwocky and the kraken My two favourite creatures. And one more question, do I write too much in blog posts?

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Untitled post

I made that untitled post on purpose!!!!!! Yay!!!! Don't you hate when people are talking to you and you think they are done talking but they aren't and you accidentally talk at the same time as them and then they say " you can go first" but then I'm always like I dunno what I was saying. Don't lie I know this happens to all of you people.


My word of the day is Kool! It is like cool but with a K which makes it twice as good. K is at the beginning of kiwi which is a bird and if you read my other posts you will learn I live birdies. And also it is a delicious fruit. To think if it my older sisters name starts with K.

Monday, 6 May 2013

Why is it so hard to think of post titles?

Today I'd like to sound as smart as possible. Ok nevermind I won't try. Anyways does anyone else hate the apple keyboard because u have to press this weird button to even to a comma!!!!!!!! I mean at least add a period and comma to the regular keyboard as in we use like a billion of those little buggers a day!!! Also I always do question marks instead of exclamation marks or vice versa. This can screw people up madly. Like saying " Fred Is a girl!!!!! Instead of Fred is a girl????? So see what I mean this is a big problem. And once again I just noticed everything I just said makes as much sense as a zebra😭

Awesome picture!!

Is awesome a good word? If it isn't plz give me a new word to do all the time. Well I don't really mean it because I know that if you are a random person then you probably won't post a comment on my blog πŸ’ƒ

I luv birdies!

Not as in the badminton birdies, but he animals. But I do love badminton birdies too. I love those badminton birdies that are made of feathers instead of plastic, but when they get bent they are as useful as a walrus. It just sits there doing nothing and thinks it is magical. Ok well birdies don't think they are magical but walruses do. Anyways birdies are so awesome. Wait, should I spell it like this? ; birdys , wait no never mind that looks weird. I mean they are so colourful they have as
many different colours as this post is long.Has anyone else noticed that rubber chickens have the same colours as McDonald's? Anyways I hope u are wishing right now that the rest of this paragraph will be super funny but just to let you know, when you get what you want you don't want it, and for any of the people who sang that in your head, good. And for the people who don't know that song, which is probably a lot of people, when you get what you want you don't want it, is a line from a song. Google it. And for anyone who is about to listen to that song in YouTube, thank you for actually caring about what I said. Or what I typed I should say. Well, Au Revoir mes amis πŸ‘€


I haven't blogged in so long I feel so old!!!! (Does that make sense?) anyways does anyone else here get a scared feeling when someone texts : Can I ask you a question? But when u reply u act like you're not scared at all what they are gonna askπŸ‘»I'm not sure if emoticons work on blog posts so if you are in a computer plz tell me if you can see these:πŸ˜³πŸ˜±πŸ™‰. By the way I will probably do better posts than before because when I reread this blog I realized how stupid I was before. By the way people who read this whole post are awesome! Most people will probably skip reading this and continue browsing this extremely pointless blog. If only the people who haven't read this knew that I said they weren't awesome. Well bye!!πŸ’©