Why is it so hard to think of post titles?

Today I'd like to sound as smart as possible. Ok nevermind I won't try. Anyways does anyone else hate the apple keyboard because u have to press this weird button to even to a comma!!!!!!!! I mean at least add a period and comma to the regular keyboard as in we use like a billion of those little buggers a day!!! Also I always do question marks instead of exclamation marks or vice versa. This can screw people up madly. Like saying " Fred Is a girl!!!!! Instead of Fred is a girl????? So see what I mean this is a big problem. And once again I just noticed everything I just said makes as much sense as a zebra😭